Kinky Weekend ReCap

I’m back from my weekend and glowing with…no, no, that’s a sunburn. And smiling from…nope, wrong again. That’s a grimace. Oh but I really did have a wonderful time! . . . → Read More: Kinky Weekend ReCap


 

Guy Friday Auditions

So on your resume, you list oral as a major skill of yours. Yes, that’s always a benefit. Oh and stamina. Definitely a plus, so no problems with cock control? Awesome! . . . → Read More: Guy Friday Auditions


 

Taking Cock Shots At Urban Myths

It does seem to make a weird type of sense that proportion could and should suggest measurements of different parts of the body, but not always and actually even rarely. I can hear the echo now…”How do you know Mistress Sloane? . . . → Read More: Taking Cock Shots At Urban Myths


 

Coming Sooner Than Later

Finally the small cock translation guide! Now those of you out there with small cocks can understand if you’ve just been insulted or not! . . . → Read More: Coming Sooner Than Later


 

Phone Sex and Your Sex Life

What if you’re too tired, too inhibited (see ‘scared’ ‘set in your ways’ and…’mundane’) to try, too damn fed up with life’s little grievances? So, shake it up! Who says sex has to be in the bedroom only? Your mama? Your partner? You? Get a grip! . . . → Read More: Phone Sex and Your Sex Life


 

Telos About Sex Fantasies Baybee

Did you wonder? About telos, sex, philosophy, or just what the hell my point might be? C’mon…you can tell me…Telos my friends, telos. So what hell is it and why should you care? Buckle up buttercup, and I shall enlighten you. . . . → Read More: Telos About Sex Fantasies Baybee


 

Finding Your Sexual Fantasy telos

If you are anything like me and let’s face it, no one’s like me, but have you ever been confused by some of those naughty sex fantasies that you enjoy thinking about, exploring with a skilled masturbatrix like myself, but…shy away from actually wanting to act out that fantasy, even if the opportunity were to arise (pun intended) and you were given that golden key… . . . → Read More: Finding Your Sexual Fantasy telos


 

Tugging The Tail of Phone Sex Fantasies

Now as I was saying, my mind monkies aren’t Mistress Sloane Speak for ‘I’ve gone ’round the sex toy bend’ or that I’m ‘One Wild Dildo short a brain cell or two- no, none of the above! . . . → Read More: Tugging The Tail of Phone Sex Fantasies


 

Twisting You with Phone Sex Humiliation

C’mon now…don’t be shy now, show me that cock–OMG! Is that all of it?! It’s eighty four degrees here, so the excuse of being cold won’t wash, now will it? Sorry, I’m trying…not..to…laugh….but oh, sweetie! What a SMALL cock you have! . . . → Read More: Twisting You with Phone Sex Humiliation


 

Femdom Mistress Zero Technology Two

I shall be returning tomorrow, or so say the technology peeps, (who I swear must be in some form or fashion, acquainted to the world of BDSM because who else could say such things like…”Yes Ms Raines, we know this has put you out a great deal” . . . → Read More: Femdom Mistress Zero Technology Two