I live on powerful emotions, thrive on sounds, big and…small. I remember musing upon this before my day went south… Live for the thrill, the exchange of power, the seduction, so often quiet and all the more enthralling…Such bliss, such wonderful sounds that can be teased from the human throat via the route of flesh on bare flesh or...”OH SHIT!” and everything became ssloww mmotionn.
“Oh shit! I said oh shit, and that’s what people say just before they die and so I must be ready to bite the big one, where’s the safe word for this clusterfuck?! oh crap, that’s a semi bearing down on me and why am I backwards and dammit…did I just wet my thongs?! I’ll be damned before I go out like this and if I ever-(whump!)
 You’ve Been in an Accident, are You Okay?
“Ma’am? Can you hear me?” So irritating, those sirens and buzzing things right in my ear…so where the hell am I and is that…my strap on hanging on my rear view mirror and holy hell, did I miss a good party? Why can’t I seem to figure out why I’m in a box, don’t those assholes know I’m claustro…claustro…oh…no. “Wreck”, it sounded so foreign and far away. “I was in a wreck?”
They Call Me…Ms. Sloane…Ball Buster Extraordinaire 
Suffice it to say, your friendly neighborhood Knk Reporter was…injured in the line of duty. Okay…so it sounds great but what really happened, is that your friendly neighborhood Knk Reporter is such an accomplished ball buster, she froze her SUV’s balljoints solid, the damn things were in mortal terror of me I guess, as they broke right off (I’m told this from a snarky insurance agent who finds it far more humorous than yours truly) and hit the driver tire while I was doing a jaunty clip (90 plus) on the interstate, to a Knk packed weekend, to report to you!
I’m Okay! Really! I’ll Return Tuesday…To My New Ball Busting Proclivities
Tomorrow’s installment, as I have to follow orders other than my own for once and (don’t that suck hairy nuts) not sulk, stay in bed, and be a (bluah, bluck) good girl will detail what exactly what not to tell a cop while looking at the twisted hunk of metal that was a beloved, if ball busted SUV festively decorated with all those sex toys, from the back.
MsSloane, clearly there’s good thrill and there’s bad thrill.
In this case, it wasn’t a good one, but there will be many more good thrills to come. Do get better and I’m sure while you need to be a good girl now, you can be bad soon enough. 
Aw…magnus,
Being good simply isn’t me!
I can’t even pretend that I like being good,but-
I am behaving, so that I can be back for
Valentines Day! Gonna thrill myself with the pleasure of…
this new non-cocking Nerf Gun my nephew gave me as a
consolation prize!
Wanna play hide and seek?
Hide and seek? Yes, please. I even promise not to hide too well since it’s more fun to be found, I think.
(evil giggle)
“Be careful…magnus, what you wish for!”
“Come out, come out wherever you are!”
LOL
Ms Sloane
ROFLMAO
@magnus-
I wouldn’t be surprised…check Cabela’s! LOL
Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that you have been tossed about by the Gods of Transportation! Perhaps you irked them doing naughty things in cars?? I am so relieved you are okay. And I love that you shared that amusing detail about your fabulous collection of deviant toys flung about your wreck. Were the friendly officers blushing??
Hey there you hottie!
Ms Iris, I’m back and better than ever!
I’m all ready for you (hint hint)
I actually did check. LOL They seem to be sorely lacking in the chastity department. Go figure….
Damn!
No chastity department?!
Whatevah shall ah do?
Oh but magnus….what about making your own chastity device, hmmm?
What better way, really, to be secured by something of your own making?
Almost seems like poetic justice!
Well, umm, it’s something I’ve dabbled in though I wasn’t happy with the results. And since maile’s not stiff at all (unlike something which may go near it lol) it can be hard to put on. I am toying with the idea of making a gates of hell though with maile and some welded rings from the hardware store but that’s still in the R&D stage.
@ magnus-
I want pics when you do!
Pics, yes, Ms Sloane. Installed pics….. ummm…. probably not. I’d probably just use my stunt double like I did for the cockring pic on EE.
Well hell magnus,
That’s just not fair!
I have MY pics up…LOL
I could go all Mistressy on your ass…
Hmmm, Ms Sloane going all Mistressy on my muscular ass, pulling out the wooden paddle and lifting my kilt up. Hard swats bringing tears to my brown soulful eyes as I whimper for mercy that never comes. Not seeing the downside here. And yes, okay, I embellished a little.
@ magnus
Embellishment? Hmmm…
Sounds like truth to Me! LOL
No mercy to be had unless…LOL
You consent to a few things first like…
Like…?? Ms Sloane, I’ve a feeling in no time you could have me consenting to just about anything.
In that case LOL…
(grins) Surprise Me…
Surprises…. Coming back from walking Luce and finding me already blindfolded chained to your St. Andrews cross in nothing but an easy to remove kilt would be a surprise. A very nice surprise, I think.
And speaking of surprises, the one I told you about comes tomorrow supposedly, so I’ll let you know what it is when I find out. (Also a nice happy birthday to me….probably.)
Oh yeah!
I like how you roll magnus-it’s my idea of a really good time!
Definitely keep me in the loop-I wanna see whatcha get! LOL
Mine too, Ms Sloane. I am totally for stimulating all senses and the mind.
I’ll let you know. I’m rather anxious to see what it is myself. I’ve even been told that it looks worse than it is. I guess that’s reassuring.
Ya know…
I’ve said that very same phrase before…hmmm…
but I was lying…
Ummm… well my Domme friend does have a beautiful evil grin too (reminds me of someone, hmm…) so maybe she is lying too.
I’ll let you know after I stop screaming. LOL
Wouldja mind having her tape the screaming?
It um…adds to my…creativity!
Taped magnus screaming….. hmmmmm, could be a #1 hit. And increasing that…. creativity of yours is something I would love to help with.
Anytime magnus…anytime