Houston, You Are a Green Light Go
Yes! I’m back and they have deemed this Mistress to be built better, stronger, faster and a ball buster! I made it and am really glad to be on the downside of the whole pain without the fun part end! The cops were…slightly nonplussed, likely my mussed appearance, beauty at a somewhat dim wattage, due to the ball busting rodeo I had attended but, as promised, here are the top five things to not say to a cop, unless you’re even more courageous than me! (and I had a concussion)
What NOT To Say…
1. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you? I mean…all my sex toys are now on the dash, console, and rear view mirror anyway.
2. Hey, look! I have handcuffs too! And a chastity device for naughty cocks, some stroker punishment stun guns…um…are you okay?
3. So, is it true that your badge is a penis substitute?
It’s okay…I’m a femdom Mistress, you can tell me….
4. Holy shit! That uniform makes your ass look really big. Can I borrow that night stick? I’ll give it back, I just have some cuckolds to show this to….
5. Hey, is that a 9mm? Wow….See, that’s nothing compared to this 10 inch strap on!
(it uses a Magnum condom!)”Hey! Why are you so green? Dontcha wanna know….oh whoa…look! I’m a giant woman and you are a teeny man!” (whump)
Questions?
I didn’t think so. Let this be a lesson to all of you out there. Check your balls! Otherwise, you may well end up terrifying Barney, making Andy throw up or scream like a girl and have three cracked ribs, a concussion and a fractured hand to mouth off about. This is your friendly neighborhood Knk Reporter…out!
See ya tomorrow!
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All hail to Mistress Sloane and her ball busting abilities! So glad you’ve gotten the green light, MsSloane! I think your list of things not to say is a good one. Poor police officer. He never saw what hit him.
Now, I’m hoping to keep my own balls intact, but I know who to come to should I decide to change my mind.
LOL@ magnus:
Poor guy wandered away, one hand to his head, one hand over his mouth,
and generally looked worse than I did!
Regarding those balls…I don’t carry a purse,
sorry magnus, so they’d likely not be safe
(but they may have fun!)
…with me!
Ms Sloane
Heh, well maybe not a purse, but I’m sure you could find some other sort of “case” for them. And oh yes, much fun.
Sans purse magnus…
I do believe I can find many ways to ‘case’
those balls of yours…oh and the fun factor
is always included!
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