I'll Judge You
I was pondering this problem some of you stroker boys out there seem to have-you know, compulsively jerking off whether you’re supposed to or not and hit upon, well…what I think anyway, is the perfect way to ‘reward’ you wayward chicken chokers.
While I’m not blessed with children, I did receive the dubious pleasure of getting to see exactly what life with boys, namely, my nephews (little demons in disguise) could be like during the whole ‘Let’s Surprise Sloane For Christmas Fiasco’ and was the unwilling victim of many a sneak ambush or caught in the crossfire of…Nerf Guns.
Any lights going on out there? Little bullets with suction cups on the end of them and guns that could put an AK47 to shame with the rapidfire action (not that I would know of such things) Anyone who has been shot with these things will attest that the damn things stick! To whatever body part they hit. Ah…but that got me thinking…
You Have The Right…
I’m going to line all of you naughty little stroker boys up one by one. I’m going to invite a jury of 3 Femdom Mistresses including myself, lock you down on my Saint Andrews Cross bare ass and facing outward of-course, whilst I…pass those super duty heavy action commando style Nerf Guns.
You Shall Be Sentenced
If tried and convicted of your erroneous stroker ways, and you will be, the target practice shall commence. Can you imagine where the Mistresses shall aim? Think hard. Humiliation, punishment and a hellacious good time all in one! No…I meant for the Mistresses. See, I neglected one small fact. Those bullets? Hurt like hell on fire when they strike!
Baliff? Call our first…strok-err…prisoner!
You've Been A Naughty Stroker
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Hi MsSloane. I do own a Nerf 6-shooter myself but it’s not rapid fire, Needs to be *cocked* between rounds. I’ve been shot by Nerf guns many times too, (I’ll explain that one later.) but you had me at getting strapped to a St. Andrews cross.
Oh? magnus, have you been a naughty stroker?
LOL
Somehow…I doubt that.
Good thing for me that
naughty or nice, I’ll be delighted
to strap you to my St Andrews Cross!
Did I mention it’s custom?
I must ask you sometime about
your Nerf Gun battles!
Hugs!
Ms Sloane
Custom? Excellent… I’ll be sure to bring my locking maile cuffs….
Alas, my Nerf takes no batteries. It requires a firm pull on the cock(-ing mechanism) to make it fire. lol
Bring those maile cuffs!
Just bring the keys as well magnus!
Unless you have no intention on going
anywhere for awhile. Come to think of it…
While you’re..indisposed, you can demonstrate
that firm pull you have to cock things!
Ms Sloane
That’s the beauty of them, MsSloane. I use 4 locks all with the same key. Easier for the Mistress to take the cuffs off all at once…. or to conveniently misplace the one key somewhere….
Oops. I read “battles” as “batteries”. No idea where that came from. lol
Hmmm….LOL@ magnus
Perhaps a Freudian slip?
Or… you know this Mistress buys stock in batteries!
Why don’t you help me build a better…toy?
Make it better, stronger, faster….LOL
Ms Sloane
Okay magnus-
Speaking as a Mistress who has found
her keys in the freezer (not kidding)
Misplacing them? mmm…Consider it done!
I do adore a man with a way to simplify things!
LOL
Ms Sloane
Keys in the freezer, MsSloane?? I’ve heard of the old trick of freezing chastity device keys in a gallon jug of water before, but I usually leave my house keys on my dresser.
Yes magnus
I far prefer more of the ‘natural’ talent I possess-
it keeps that key out of reach for both of us…
and allows me time to make you sweat and beg, and crave.
Hey, some people like stamp collecting-
I like making men beg-it does it for me! LOL
And I do it well!
Oh and melting a candle over said key in that plastic jug works well too!
Ms Sloane
LOL, I can see the frustration involved in being given a big wad of wax that I have to dig a key out of.
And I’ve *no* doubt you do so well at making men beg, MsSloane.
You are quite astute magnus!
The image of a frustrated magnus, determined to get the key
Thank you.
I made him embed in a jug of wax is kinda comical (guess you gotta be there)
and one that made me smile tonite.
Making men beg is a wonderful talent of mine,
one of many!
Fondly,
Ms Sloane
Oh my. Now that is a fantastic thing to do to a stroker who’s gone out of control!
…I had one once, up on a cross and he was happy as could be. Spanked his little bum til he was beet red. He was just a wriggling around, and begging and pleading. And you know what that little fart did? He left a mess on that St. Andrews Cross! I was so, er, cross with him.
What do you recommend for those strokers who enjoy the attention perhaps a little too much? (maybe a nice chastity device? some peeled ginger root creatively applied?)
Harper
Hiya Ms Harper!
What a honor, to welcome another hot Mistress to my blog
I’ve been debating just that very thing!
It would seem some of my strokers actually enjoyed
the idea I thought up so…I’m thinking peeled ginger is such a wonderful thing-
cures what ails ya and it may work but…am I too far off base to entertain
the thought of…paint ball guns? Would you like to target practice with me?
Ms Sloane
mmm, modern art. splatter art! OH! We could have them stand in front of a plain white wall, and order them not to move. It’d create a fabulous silhouette!
I like the way you think Ms Harper!
Considering I need some amusement these days…
I think I could round up 2 little stroker sluts, if you’re game!